The Undercarriage of the Mille Miglia

I’m doing the Mille Miglia, and when I say I’m doing it, I mean I’m crashing it. With no preparation and no knowledge. I’m doing it backwards, meaning I’m doing it last, after the Gumball 3000, after Bullrun, Grand AM, the Baja 1000 and LeMons. Don’t know what the MM is? It’s the original dangerous road race, held in Italy, chock full of vintage cars, colorful characters, accidents and fatalities. I have a theory, and it’s that the Mille Miglia is merely the old man’s Gumball, and that although cars get old, sex and drugs never do. We’re going to find out. Or die trying. (Mille Miglia)

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